Man, do I have a fish bone to pick with you, Karl Lagerfeld!!!
So I was about to wax poetic about Chanel's spring/summer 2012 collection featuring an aquatic theme, but then designer, Karl Lagerfeld, goes and says “I absolutely wanted to avoid mermaids and things like that,” like not having an actual mermaid in the show (or on the clothes) was a good thing. And what the frak does "things like that" mean? Please clarify, because pearls and seashells and underwater environments are sort of in the "things like that" category. If you wanted reality over fantasy, just say it old man, because when you badmouth mermaids, we take real offense. There is nothing sexier in the sea than a mythical, magical, motherf---ing mermaid! To make matters worse, there really is everything but a mermaid in this collection. Models were adorned in pearls from head to toe, handbags were transformed into seashells, the catwalk was a white underwater paradise, and music was provided by non other than modern-day mermaid Florence Welch! (Who should have been appalled by Lagerfeld's blasphemous statement. Did he know she sang Part Of Your World from Disney's The Little Mermaid?) Without old Karl's comment, I would have given this collection two thumbs and a fin up. Perhaps Karl Lagerfeld was a little too worried about his ego, given that a certain Donatella Versace bested him on the Mermaid RTW.
Givenchy also had a sea theme with glittering sequin jellyfish style blazers and leather purses in the shape of a shark's tooth.



And I can't forget this paillette mermaid masterpiece by Ungaro.

Images via Vogue Italia and Chanel News